Password Pugilist Pillows

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"So who is this First pet?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"I just know I have a great password in me."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

Computer password.

What security flaw?

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Username/Password

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'