Password Pugilist Mugs

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"So who is this First pet?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

Computer password.

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

What security flaw?

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

Global warming.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Username/Password

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.