Password Problem Solver Gifts

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'Forgot your password?'

Your New Password: Haveaniceday!

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

' A good idea '

The Map of the human brain

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'What's wrong now?'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Eureka!

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.