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"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

How to create a password you can remember...

Computer spying.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

Computer password.

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"The lost password department's that way."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Trying to come up with yet another password...

Username/Password

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'What's the pass-word?'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'