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"Honey, I forgot my password hint answer. Which plague did my mother compare you to?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

How to create a password you can remember...

Computer spying.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Computer password.

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"The lost password department's that way."

Username/Password

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."