Password Minimalist Pillows

"And your password can be just numbers."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Enter Password/Forgot Your Password/Solve CAPTCHA/Enter Seucirty Code/Re-Enter Password

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"