Passport Stamper Gifts

"This doesn't look like you."

Travel Company: 'Kids Go Free'

My house was searched because my international travels set off an alarm in a national security agency computer algorithm. First I took a trip to China. Then I traveled to Peru. Next, I went to Greenland, which is a territory of Denmark. Finally, I went to the province of Ontario in Canada. That sequence of trips triggered an alarm? Yeah, the algorithm detected one red flag after another.

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

Well travelled cyclist

'Of course we can't share a suitcase - not if I'm in Greece and he's in Margate'

Travelling

"We're down from 50,000 cases a day to two."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Trouble parking in Brighton

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Sport in library

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

Journalist tackled by security.

America's Intelligence Failure.

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

Health costs soaring in the U.S., Americans are going to other countries for medical care.

Bon Voyage!

"Talk about jet lag? I looked exactly like my passport photo."

An American Suitcase in Paris!

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Just as I suspected - you have a travel bug.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

Cornucopia of work.

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."