Passport Stamper Gifts

"This doesn't look like you."

Travel Company: 'Kids Go Free'

Well travelled cyclist

'Of course we can't share a suitcase - not if I'm in Greece and he's in Margate'

Travelling

"We're down from 50,000 cases a day to two."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Sport in library

Trouble parking in Brighton

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

Journalist tackled by security.

America's Intelligence Failure.

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

"Talk about jet lag? I looked exactly like my passport photo."

Bon Voyage!

An American Suitcase in Paris!

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

Cornucopia of work.

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"I'm sorry, but we want a recent photo showing your neck in full."

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

Once, I caught him with my passport, pasting his picture over mine. Bad dog.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'