Passive-aggressive Strategist Prints

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Road Guilt

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

Passive-aggressive Cat

Hierarchy In The Junk Drawer

'It's not for security. The boss hates for cellphones to go off during his meetings.'

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."