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"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! Is it impolite to ask people to take off their shoes when they enter my house? Of course it is. It's very impolite to remind guests that their shoes are festering cauldrons of filth and disease. HOJ. Mother Cohen's solution was to train the family Rottweiler to greet all our guests by savagely chewing their shoes off. Mother Cohen was passive aggressive. Um ... Ok ... Thanks ...

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Snowman has cage protecting his nose.

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Road Guilt

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

Passive-aggressive Cat

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

Hierarchy In The Junk Drawer

(...my plan for world peace)