Passive-aggressive Note Collector Gifts

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I speak Latin, you know."

God's Sticky Notes

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Musical Pipe

Musician

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Mothers Without Borders

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

Stephen Collins Foster

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Richard Wagner

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

Marketed music.

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Musician busks for music notes.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"No, son, tar and feathers are no longer used as punishment. Nowadays we just use sticky notes."

"The big boss must be parachuting in! I can't see my screen!!"

Eve's Mom

"Yes, they are sticky notes.I like to put a few reminders up so I won't forget to workout or eat right."

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

"You're not a self-starter, but you self-stick. I need you to apply yourself."