Passive-aggressive Note Collector Gifts

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Jason and the Aga notes,

God's Sticky Notes

"I speak Latin, you know."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Musical Pipe

Musician

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Mothers Without Borders

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

Stephen Collins Foster

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"When do your in-laws leave?"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Richard Wagner

Tweet

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Marketed music.

"No, son, tar and feathers are no longer used as punishment. Nowadays we just use sticky notes."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

Musician busks for music notes.

"The big boss must be parachuting in! I can't see my screen!!"

Eve's Mom

"Yes, they are sticky notes.I like to put a few reminders up so I won't forget to workout or eat right."

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.