Passionate Vocalist Gifts

Johnny Winter.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

The Book Lover

Dancing

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Tenors

Flag bearers

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

World Cup Fan.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Pirate King

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

A singer being criticised

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Andy Murray

Descent to the Last Circle - Antaeus (The Divine Comedy).

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Cows warming up.

Syd Barrett.

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."