Passionate Athlete Prints

Andy Murray

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

World Cup Fan.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Starfish doing the wave.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

' Love and pole vault'

"Baseball is boring."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Vuvuzela bin.

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Super Bowl Monday

'I think I just got a hit.'