Passionate Athlete T-Shirts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

' Love and pole vault'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

Super Bowl Monday

'I think I just got a hit.'

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'