Athlete Enthusiast Prints

'I always wanted to sleep with the star of the game.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Be Healthy

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'