Passing Of A Tech Lover Pillows

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Textin’"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Social Media

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'