Passing Of A Tech Lover Pillows

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Textin’"

The Selfie

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

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