Enthusiast Of Tech Fails Pillows

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Woman finds something in her soup.

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

Jesus forgets to save.

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

Divorce lawyer "Then it's final, you get the computer as you requested and your wifes gets the house, car and everything else"

'I'm not sure we can trust these results, Miss Utley -- the diagnostic computer seems to have fallen in love with you.'

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"Unfortunately he's just not smart enough to set them up!"

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

The smartphone app learning curve

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

I know it's been ages since my last confession, but I trust you've been getting my texts?

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

'He's rebooting the computer '

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

Me dropping the phone into the toilet is your version of events.