Passing Ged Gifts

"I just got me 'git 'er done' certificate!!!"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Exam

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

I love Lawyers

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Bob's Driving School.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

GCSEs

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Truth

Law School teacher.

Planet of the Lawyers

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Loopholes

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Lady Justice.

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'