Pass Flying Test Mugs

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Bob's Driving School.

Red Arrows Rookies

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Fish Aeroplane

"Student driver."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Fast Track

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

A jumbo jet

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

How was my emergency stop?

Jetplane flying through clouds.

Pull up Frankie...Pull up! You're going too...KA-BOOOOOM!

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

Cat wing walking.

Captain Pointy No.15 - Landing lesson

'Well? Did you pass?'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

The phrase "pushing the envelop" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." We was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if he has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can best be described by saying ... Ernie is unable to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper-cut!

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'