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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

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"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Happy birthday Darling!

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

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'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'He's been shot!'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"So who else is gonna be there?"