Party Snake Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, man! Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

Snake Charmer

The Music Critic.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"