Party Savior Gifts

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Celebration in operating theatre.

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"It's your turn, kid."

"Do you think you could give me a hand? The guests will be here any minute."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

Charities Fueling Cities

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

Superhero Rescues Books.

Alas poor Yorrick

How to save the Planet...

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Prisoner of pollution.

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"I'm sure you two will discover that you're both plagued by the same nonexistent problems."

Cotts Party-Pooper Scooper.

Social positionin system - "What does it say?" "There's bigger dorks than you ten feet ahead."

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

Drought.

The World's Toilet.