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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Skeptic Tank.

'I always cry at weddings!'

That party went well.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'You're texting? Wait--'

"We used to entertain a great deal."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."