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Dog Birthdays

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Tartine

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Skeptic Tank.

The devil you know and his plus one

That party went well.

'I always cry at weddings!'

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'You're texting? Wait--'