Party Planner In Lockdown Pillows

"Quarantine pancake number 3 sliding under. Only 39 to come!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."