Party Planner In Lockdown Prints

"Quarantine pancake number 3 sliding under. Only 39 to come!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Shaken not stirred

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel