Party Perceiver Mugs

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

That party went well.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'Special Delivery!'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

Shy Man at Party

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

"And we'll come back to the tally room as soon as we can find another defeated politician choking back tears of self-pity!"

'His idea of bipartisan is going to two parties a night.'

GOP tent door

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

'Diplomacy is skating on thin ice without ending up in deep water.'

"That nearly spells 'Democrat'! We can't have any of that!"

Mr. Popularity.

"So … Rachel tells me you're Canadian …"

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

"Kitchens are my milieu."

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

"There's no way in hell this is what it's all about."

Milk carton - 'Have you seen me? I'm the man you thought you elected to office'.

Conservative Party

Obama and the cliff.

"Actually, I wear two hats."

"Hey, Tim. Nice to finally put a face to Emily’s disdain."