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"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

Complementary Beverages

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

The Art of Misdirection

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'Hello, my name is Death'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Virtual Lap Dancing

Trump's Speechwriters

"Are you sure that this is the correct dress for a political event?"

"Harpy Hour."

Brexit Trip

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'We didn't see any radiation.'

Nick Clegg.

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"51st State, eh?!"

'. . . But where's the beef?'

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

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