Party Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Trappist Monk Discord

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

The Streets - Night

'What does it say, Dad?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

A man looks up at the earth

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle