Party Humor Aficionado Mugs

Springbreaknado21

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Trappist Monk Discord

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

Clone Factory

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Trump Tariffs

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

"Inactivists"

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Prescription Drugs '96.