Party-goer With Pets Mugs

Baxter was never invited to the Ruffingtons' cocktail parties again.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Wolf Karaoke

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Karataoke

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"