Party Food Gifts

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I, TikTok."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'