Party Disliker Prints

'I hate networking.'

That party went well.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Voter impatience.

Assange Among Friends

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

Shy Man at Party

Lukashenko's Nemesisters

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Floating Voters

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

'Does anyone else have an opinion of their own?'

The Republican Machine

Misplaced smugness: When you think you're the only one at the party who's thought to use the back of the hand towel.

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

GOP tent door

'I just want a candidate who doesn't make me flinch.'

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

'May I say how delightful it is to hear he use of the word 'Egad'.'

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"I can't give you a raise because that would decrease the multiple by which my compensation exceeds yours."

Making a list, checking it twice...

"Well that certainly took long enough! Next on the hit list...the Tea Party and that dang Glenn Beck."