Party Switcher Prints

'There's one possibility, Senator -- if you switch parties, the voters might not recognize you!'

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

Floating Voters

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Currently Boston

Masquerade

"Merry Christmas"

Redhead

Carioca

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?