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OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Join me in a beer?

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Happy Days are here again

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'