Party Affiliate Mugs

OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Karataoke

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Pinata Zombies

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Join me in a beer?

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

'How about this for the masked ball?'