Associate Mugs

"I'm a partner trapped in an associate's body."

'Time is money, Caldwell...as my associate, you need to reset your time with mine, yours hasn't been making the money the company demands.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I sent out for everything.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Good game."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman