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'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Pastries and Candy

"Housekeeping?!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

End the Winter Blues

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

The Reaper's Arms

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'