Partner With A Love For Small Dogs Mugs

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This never happened."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

I like you and I like your company!

"Humans are strange."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Cat park"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'He took a fetching class.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'