Partner With A Love For Small Dogs Mugs

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"This never happened."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

I like you and I like your company!

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Humans are strange."

"Cat park"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

State of the Art Dog.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'He took a fetching class.'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."