Small Dog Aficionados Mugs

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Not here - home!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Gesundheit!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"You should run for president."

Prepper Dog

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

When Dogs Rule

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Dog fetches dice