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'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Not here - home!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

I'm sure it's fake.

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Gesundheit!"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"You should run for president."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

When Dogs Rule

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Prepper Dog

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.