Partner Who Loves Reading Mugs

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Do it yourself books.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Tree Funeral

"Call me, Ishmael."

Library

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Marcel Proust

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Collected works

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

K9 Authors.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

Miss Jellyby

The Farmer Sutra.

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Reading in the rain.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Alexander Pope

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

To hat and hat not.