Partner Who Loves Reading Prints

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Do it yourself books.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Tree Funeral

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Call me, Ishmael."

Library

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

K9 Authors.

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Alexander Pope

The Farmer Sutra.

Reading in the rain.

'Good book?'

Miss Jellyby

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Books-CDs-Tapes.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."