Literature-loving Partner Mugs

'Out, damned Spot.'

"Ishmael! Do me a solid and water my plants!!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Thomas Mann.

Victor Hugo

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

First Novels.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The DaVinci Code

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

Television Readers.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Shakespeare was bisexual