Particles T-Shirts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Subatomic particles

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.