Particles T-Shirts

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Karataoke

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Subatomic particles

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"