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FAQs about the Hadron Collider

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Albert Einstein

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'm tired of being an electron."

Physics toy.

Newton discovers surrealism

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum