Particle Collider Scientist T-Shirts

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Space exploration"

Subatomic particles

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Nuclear Proliferation

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Kim Jong-un

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"I'm tired of being an electron."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Neutron, Proton, Electron, Moron!