Particle Collider Scientist T-Shirts

Show off their scientific pride with our exclusive T-shirts for collider scientists, combining humor and a love for physics in a comfortable, stylish fit.

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"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time" mockup

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around." mockup

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

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"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!" mockup

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

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'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?' mockup

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

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"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many." mockup

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

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"Space exploration"

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Subatomic particles

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I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

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I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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Nuclear Proliferation

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"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

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Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night. mockup

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

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'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.' mockup

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

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The Ayatollah Bomb?

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'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.' mockup

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

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"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

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"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

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'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

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