Particle Accelerator Geek Prints

Super Collider. We don't say "Vroom, vroom" when starting up the particle accelerator, Ernie.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

The Physiciatrist...

Subatomic particles

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Newton's Law and Order.

Moses and the bridge.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

Albert Einstein and book

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Buy tickets here for lecture on Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can tell you the time or the place, but not both.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Galileo vs Aristotle

Einstein

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'