Particle Accelerator Geek Pillows

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

The Physiciatrist...

Subatomic particles

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton's Law and Order.

Moses and the bridge.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Man rolling ball up a hill

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Galileo vs Aristotle

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...