Participating In Choir Gifts

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I lost the groove."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

The Dog Choir

Tenors

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

Four Chanting Monks

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Heaven

'It helps with reception.'

A singer being criticised

A family choir

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Loud Chorister

'I really can't think of a blessed thing to preach about this morning, so I'll entertain questions from the floor.'

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."