Participating In A Debate Competition Pillows

Ready to Rumble

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

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"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Arizona In Black

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Prostate: 51st State

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

Bigot Spigot

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

The Train to Nowhere

Abdullah Debate

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Immigration Measures in USA.

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

Robin Day.

If there were no religion...s

Play It Safe

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Safety Net.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."