Attending Debates Pillows

"Spare me the details of that sex equality stuff, Otto...I'm superior to you period."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Arizona In Black

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Prostate: 51st State

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

Bigot Spigot

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Self Checkout

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

Abdullah Debate

"Is there a God?"

Immigration Measures in USA.

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11